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by **ElectricMayhem** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 3:51 pm

Hee hee.... Dan's going to kill me for this, cuz he's all so shy & stuff, but...

APRIL 2nd IS DAN'S BIRTHDAY!!!

He'll be the big 2-8!! I just thought I'd share this info now, because he's the type that wouldn't mention it until Friday, if at all. SO, everyone wish Dan a happy one!!! :mrgreen:

by **edcool1** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 9:58 pm

What should we do?

by **Celey_the_Ego** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 10:09 pm

WE SHOULD EAT A BUNCH OF SUGAR AND THEN SHOWER DAN IN HYPERNESS!!!!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Slurps sugar, eats sugar, drinks sugar... YUM YUM YUM...*

Errr......

....................... :oops:

Well... uhhh... no mind me...

by **ElectricMayhem** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 10:26 pm

Well, I'm probably getting him something, but I dunno what you board dwellers might do. Perhaps just send hm an e-card, or make a donation this month??

by **Sgt. Mongoose** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 10:30 pm

Two words. Amazon.com WishList.

It's the easiset way to con suckers like us out of material goods.

by **Otachi** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 10:35 pm

So he's an Aries! I knew it! My sister owes me five bucks!

by **Sgt. Mongoose** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 10:42 pm

Dan's onion horoscope:

Aries: (March 21—April 19)
Both your mind and a locomotive run on rails, are difficult to maintain, and make chugging noises, but after that, the analogy starts to break down.

by NK » Tue Mar 30, 2004 9:23 am

Oooh, thanks for the heads-up. I'll have to draw him something nice. I figured you were gonna say "Clean up the ooz" day or something. It is the day after April Fools...

by **emudoug** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 2:23 pm

hehe, i wonder i can imagine his mom the day before....

"honey, i think it's time...."

"OMG OMG OMG... i'll get the car ready and and and and...."

"APRIL FOOLS! hehehe"

later that day....

"honey, i think it's time...."

"OMG OMG OM..... hey you're not fooling me with that again...."

"no, really, i'm about to go into labor.... i'm not jokeing..."

"SURE you aren't..."

"GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL!"

"OMG OMG OMG OMG, you weren't kidding! i'll get the car ready"

by **Dan** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 2:48 pm

Supposedly, I was only a couple hours away from being an April Fool's baby. That would have made for some really, um, interesting birthdays.

"Here's your present, Dan!"

"What the... it's empty!"

"April Fools!"

"Grrr."

-Dan!

by **SilverWolf** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 4:59 am

(cause there is no guarantee I'll remember...)

Happy Birthday Dan!

Really am enjoying all Venis Productions has to offer, and I've loved seeing it change.

I think that's the best present I can give. Asside from money wich I don't have....

(adding to this)

April fool's babies....I hope I don't have one (if I do have kids, that is.) I know my boyfriend/hopefullyfuturehusband....and my own personality.....*evil grin*

by **Wafna** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:16 am

*slaps own wrist on behalf of the catholic church*

You know, it's not hard to avoid an april fool's baby... don't have sex in june and july. it's too hot out then anyway.

by **SilverWolf** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:23 am

*grins* true...but accidents (and passion) happen.

by **Shaddow** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 6:12 am

Happy Birthday Dan!

by **Omega_Lax** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:57 am

Happy birthday Dan...

it's amazing though, I never thought that I'd meet anyone born as close to April fools as me...

I was born only a few hours before april fools...

but either way, it's your celebration, not mine...

Happy birthday after day after april fools.... uh... I think I got that right..

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