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Sgt. Mongoose wrote:...there's people you can talk to. You don't need to do this anymore. Put down the Bard, Al. You can do it. Just put the Bard down and walk away. Damnit, Al! Can't you see we're doing this because we love you? It's just a Bard, Al! No, Al, you can't quit whenever you want!
Gagglegnash wrote:Sittin' in Eest Commonlandses, waitin' whilst me heel,
Lookin' fer sum shiney t'ing whut Shadonite kin steel!
Me t'inked me buyed, "Advenchur Game," oh, wit' me's hard-ernd bread,
But me getted, "Sit 'Roun', Heel Game," wit' me's bread instead!
Gagglegnash also wrote:Me t'inkin', lots, 'bout Ogguk, on 'count dat dere whur me frum!
Dem sez dat if youze leev frum dere, wel, den you's ogre-dumb!
Me t'inkin' 'bout, in Ogguk, oh; how mud squoze 'twixt me's toe.
Me mebbe goin' bak agin, but hay, nobuddy kno!
Twiddle wrote:Gnobody really likes us gnomes. It may me be but I
Think that they resent the fact that we are but butt high!
To be a gnome's to be alone, and it's gno bed of roses
When gno one gnowhere gives a gnudge about our gnomish gnoses!
Twiddle also wrote:I reall try to do it, guys, I practice and reherse,
But, like me, my poetry has gone from bad to verse!
So, if you find my silly songs to be a bashing bore,
There's a recourse to your rant - just type in <<slash>>ignore!
Oakshot wrote:Me hands, in some orc's pockets, me eyes, on some orc's axe,
Sneakin' off 'n' hidin' from unseemly orc-attacks.
Reward should always outweweigh risk: Economics, don'ch'a see?
It's sneak an' stab an' slash an' grab, a rogueish life fer me!
Us rogues is always dashin', an' when we does it right,
We's dashin' t' th' LADIES, 'r' dashin' from a FIGHT,
'R' dashin' from the constables, excapin' at high speed,
It's sneak an' stab an' slash an' grab, a rogueish life fer me!
A rogue's responsibility is jest t' act in kind.
We does our bestest fightin' workin' tight 'n' from behind!
Why face a foe all toe-t'-toe? It's somethin' I cain't SEE!
It's sneak an' stab an' slash an' grab, a rogueish life fer me!
I goes jest where I wants t' go. I does 'bout what I will.
Ther's always one more purse to cut 'n' one more orc to kill.
"Impoverished," describes me best, but by the Gods, I'm FREE!
It's sneak an' stab an' slash an' grab, a rogueish life fer me!



"You stupid F*! Why aren't you healing us?" "OMG! Pick up the bucket!" "Heal ME!" "The bucket!!!!"
Durai wrote:My current favorite game is Final Fantasy: CC, cause I like yellng at the bucket holder.
"You stupid F*! Why aren't you healing us?" "OMG! Pick up the bucket!" "Heal ME!" "The bucket!!!!"
When he proceeds to cry we all have a good laugh.
Previous favorites:
-Grandia 2
-Final Fantasy VI
-Lunar: Silver Star (I think SS was the subtitle)
-Life Force
-Contra III
I'm so old school.



Otachi wrote:((Warning: The next statements are highly boring and proves how little of a life I have, considering these are only my favorites))
Earthbound
o/`I'm a loser babaaay, so why doncha kill meee?o/`



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